So by my senior year of high school, I had yet to go to a school dance, I had been cut from the basketball team, and I had just got off this medicine called Accutane so my skin and face was peeling. 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB WEB: same quality as BluRay Download Subtitles. Ive never been to a club and seen nine dudes: Yo, whats going on? Whats going on? Hes like, Hanson, this is not funny. He walks over to the board, he pulls it down. Because of her, I got to marry the love of my life. You could wake up any immigrant father from a 12-hour nap, and theyd say [angry yawn] Why do I have to pay taxes? Youre like, Jesus Wed do everything. How many letters are in the alphabet? [laughter] My dad did not give a shit about any of this identity stuff. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. Almost 700 people. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. This is America. You make me sound like a refugee baby. Thats true. Boom! I couldnt believe it. What do you like? [raucous laughter]. Listening? Here you go, Aisha. He looks at me. Made for a better tweet though. We sit down. Now the ball is in our court, were going to be bigoted? I get a call. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Thats the price we pay for being here. Thats when I was like, We really are from two different generations. BMX bikes aside. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. God made Black saints. Dude, we did that to the Japanese. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. I want that bike. But I was like, Hang on to your cards. I was like, Build that wall. I was like a little Republican. 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And I was like, No, youre not crazy. You guys decided to get your Angelina Jolie on, and bring over this FOB. Goodnight. Boom. 25. This is what I do. Youve got to ease your way in. Thats it. Its never the same after that. Shes like, Next time, me, you and Raj should hang out. Im like, Yeah, lets not do that. And Im walking to the subway station. Homecoming King navigates serious subjects while still being laugh-out-loud funny. Say something. She starts talking about rent control and I cut her off. How is this possible? This is a real show on NBC. My sister looks at me, shes like, They dont know what you did. Now Im losing hope. Youve got leverage. Hes walking through the tunnel where the guests come, so hes just back-lit. I never thought you would want to talk to me ever again. And while its a deeply personal show that relies on Minhajs unique experiences, the show still feels universal. I call my dad, he says Good job. What? Youre not. Big, delicious sliders, only at your Pizza Hut. How many letters in the alphabet? Last two names: Hasan Minhaj, Bethany Reed. Raj is a good person and so am I. You know Bills demeanor. Compromise? Then the following Monday, during first period she finds me. And youre like, Everybody loves me. Its such bullshit, right? Its difficult to get in this country. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Stop blaming other people. You know, I kept doing comedy. I love that so much. We put that in our car. Because love is bigger than fear. I wish I could tell him that. Hello, headliner. Ive never gotten a sunburn. Dax wonders if Hasan is attracted to . I dont care about any of you and it feels great. Im signing this piece of paper and looking at him, and I feel like Im signing a death certificate. I have to tell him stories. Put your head down. Please dont say anything. So big. I just want my mom. Middle management till we die. This is what Dad fought for. Ding-dong. He has a little kid and Im not making his life any easier. 7:07. Shes like, Do not make contact. Im like, Tell me what I want to hear. Need closure? Dont say you dont like Water Runs Dry. Im standing there. Who gives a fuck? And I look over her shoulder, and I see Jeff Burke putting a corsage on Bethanys wrist. I hear a voice. They did this to me. Hes been slapped on camera. Thank you. Her family owns a camera. My dad was like, A camera? So he runs to my grandfathers house and lays it on the line. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Davis, whats up? His body temperature is so low that he looks blue. Did you forget? Hes like, Hasan, how could I forget that its your birthday? Other days, No, fuck that. I said, Wait, let me walk you out. So Im walking her out. Jim Jefferies: High n Dry (2023) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue SNL (2022) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle: Whats in a Name (2022) | Transcript, Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever (2022) | Transcript. Thats when I realized I dont want a toy. I can be me! So Im going back and forth. I was like, Oh, I live in LA. Why are you telling me this right now? Every conversation with my dad is like an M. Night Shyamalan movie. Thank you. Im really nervous. He implored Minhaj to be the bigger person. One year, she came to school and brought me a Ghostbusters proton pack. I jump on stage! I need her. What Homecoming King feels like is a memoir come to life. Im a scaredy-cat. Toys R Us. Are you fucking kidding me? Howve you been? #MrP. Lets move on to Aisha., One day I get an email from my manager. None of you guys are smiling. I wanted to say that. Ira Glass says children are our future.. Address. Just to see her one last time. Im a mere mortal. Im walking back and forth in my shitty one-bed apartment, like, Im going to die here. And its amazing how racism will always happen to you when you need it the most. But I was like, No, shes different. I hit her up late at night. Youre going to be on The Daily Show. I run outside. Killing it! I go to the airport. All the laughs aside, the stories that Hasan Minhaj narrates about growing up and becoming the person he is today are deeply vulnerable and painfully honest. I open up my laptop, fire up Facebook, and I see this. Pieces of glass get caught in my arm. Gotham Comedy Club, New York City. Ive seen Girls. What does it mean? Its a term of endearment in my culture, meaning brother. I was like, I made it! But you know we were 18, right? You realize my parents physically never saw each other? Because of my sister. This kid just won $30,000 cash. This show is awesome! Incredible! [slow, stupid voice] Uh, I dont understand other cultures, bro. Its so big, it barely fits in his Facebook profile. Its not rubbing off! I was fucking terrified. I cant say anything. Why didnt you forgive her? he asks his son. I remember being in the grocery store. (2012) Full Transcript, Oh, Hello On Broadway (2017) Transcript, Ellen Degeneres: Relatable (2018) Transcript, Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean (2018) Full Transcript, Vir Das: Losing It (2018) Full Transcript, Volker Pispers about USA (2004) Transcript, Trevor Noah: Son of Patricia (2018) Transcript, Jeff Foxworthy & Larry the Cable Guy: Weve Been . Send that shit right now! I saw her in the sandbox. Were different. And then Hindus, they like cartoons. You are choking. If you go home and are honest, your parents will be like, Even though I disagree with you, I respect your candor. Whipping through the streets of LA. Weve got to get better about our cartoon policy. So Hindus Hindus dont eat beef. It is amazing. I got on Facebook, I got super cocky. Bethany Reed. Okay. Whats Hasan-bye? I went to school with a bunch of Ryan Lochtes. How many times do we complain about racism in our community? Immigrants slap your face and bruise your soul. This is House of Cards. I was like, I know this hand! He starts riffing, I start riffing. Everybodys wondering. So Im, like, Yeah, what happened? Looking at her. Youre walking around like a rooster. Ill pay it. #brilliant. Hey, man, by any chance do you know how many pizza sliders you get in a box for just ten bucks? [laughter] Nine! Is it true you can mix and match up to three ways? [laughter] Yes, three. See production, box office & company info, 2017 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America. Hasan, youll never understand. Ill never understand? Why do we got to adhere to this weird shit from back over there? And, like, she learned English. No pepperoni! And then Hindus, they like statues. What are the chances? Shes like, Listen, you know, ever since my family moved from Nebraska, youve been my best friend. I would get, like, Hanson Minaja Sahan Minha. Saddam Hussein. It was my English teacher. The British are going to talk shit about us. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 | Maturity Rating: TV-MA | 1h 12m | Comedies Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. Thank you.. Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness. Not your typical stand up special, But special nonetheless! To which she replies, I know! Its like 20 feet. Coming Soon. Im like, Uh Racist Randy wants that red sauce. Your brain can be racist, but your body will just betray you. Pockets were acknowledging that. They love them. Thank you, thank you. Br0wn love is very conditional. We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim community. Forty-four-and-a-half presidents are white. All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway. Dad hates yogurt. [laughter] He hates milk. But I get that look, now. Were auditioning. [laughter] I dont want to be a doctor! Log kya kahenge! No! The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. Muslims are like, No statues! Its like living in North Korea. All the time. So Ill see you Monday, right?. Professor X, Magneto, that close. Im crushing life. I know you guys have problems. Dont just, like, go into it. Six years old, Janice Malo. She has a PhD. Im looking at my dad and I see all five-seven of him. I gave you the first ride. And Im looking down at her, and Im like, Man Im being a dick. Like, this whole time I was looking for acceptance from Cody, Corey and Cole [laughter] and I had it right here this entire time. Minus all the unconditional love. Fox News has taught me that. Gods not up in heaven being like, Youre racist, good job, thats what I always wanted.. "Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King," Mr. Minhaj's rambling one-man show at the Cherry Lane Theater, has enjoyable moments but lacks the arc and insight that turn stories told among friends into . Dont worry, it wont take long. Like, Pioneer I grew up here. Its a big deal for me. And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast. Back in the day, we had to fire up the internet like goddamn cavemen. Aladdin and His Wonderful Lamp (1939) Aladdin series: Aladdin: (1992 & 2019) Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) Alag (2006) Alai (2003) Alaipayuthey (2000) Alam Ara (1931) Alambrado (1991) Alambrista! Because of this weve been killing each other for centuries. And I wish I could tell 18-year-old me that, but I cant. Is Hasan there? What you want, Alice? I was like, Im going to die a virgin. Im in Geometry with Hasan. There are just a few apps missing. Put your Rajesh in my Rengatramanajananam. I was like, Stop it. Its why we become cardiologists and win spelling bees. Bethany, Ive got a gig in New York next week. Weve had a great track record. And I know the privilege debate is very heavy for white people. The same year, he wrote Minhaj's speech for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. But for me, I was born here. Look at his name! I jump off, I somehow land, I get on my bike. Your boy, headlining Gotham Comedy Club. Lets move to the US where were the only people that know each other. Im so grateful for that decision. So I start clicking around. You know we dont end up this far. Im asking you, say something! He looks at me and goes, Hasan [speaking Hindi] [speaking Hindi] These things happen, and these things will continue to happen. Remember how I told you that immigrants love secrets? Youre not my sister. [gasps in audience] But she couldnt understand English. Life is tough and sometimes you dont know what youre doing. Were going home. I walk out the door, but then I hear a voice. She starts crying and runs out. Name Course Professor Date Homecoming King The film "homecoming King" by Hasan Minhaj is a 2017 Netflix comedy showcasing the life of immigrants in the United States. So, Hasan, be brave. Coming Soon. I was like, Why? You know when I emigrated to this country in 1982, I thought if I let you go to a school dance, you would join a gang, get a girl pregnant and become a drug dealer, in one night. I wish I could tell 18-year-old me, Hey, man, dont let this experience define you. A transcript of the examination and interview follows. But no one told me about it. And now Mrs Reeds like, Hey, honey, we know so much about Bethany, but we dont know anything about you. Minhaj was catapulted onto the national stage in 2017 when he performed at the 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner (wearing the same Cole Haan shoes). Dad, your favorite color? Stanford! What? So make up your mind. Jasuriah? This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. You knew how hard it was for me, and then I was so insecure at that age that I couldnt date another white person, because I was afraid of not being able to be with them, because of the color of my skin. So Im looking in the trees, the bushes I look back in the middle of the street, my dad is in the middle of the road sweeping glass out of the road like he works at a barbershop. We get to this intersection, and I look to my left, and its the one place every kid dreams about. Meanwhile, I I didnt go to grad school. Privacy Policy Please click the link below to receive your verification email. And then immediately behind my mom, is this little br0wn girl with a mushroom cut. I love it. Really? Im livid. I became a comedian. But she got what I was saying. I should kill myself. People say, Wheres Bobby Jindal from? Thats where he comes from. Phone rings. I understand. The producer answers the door: Audition with me. Have fun in med school. Which is a huge lie. Shes like, Hasan bhai, why dont you take it out? And as an elder brother, I felt entitled to that bike. And Aisha hates that story. LA, Chicago, Nashville, New York Im flying Southwest. Boom. That was our World War I, man. I cant tell you how blue it is. Shes like, I wish I could have gone with you. Available in: 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB WEB: same quality as BluRay Download Subtitles. Americans hit on the arm and bruise the body. And shes like, Dad, I did not fly out from Philly for this. [laughter] Beena is so legit. Were sitting on my living room table. Take it. But then I realized, wait, hold on. Coming Soon. 30 second time-out. I sent it. [laughter] What about Mr Rengatramanajananam? Shes like, I hit it off with this guy. Oh, no! Shes always like, Oh, my God, you are so melodramatic. Ten bucks. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Can I ask him the question? Hes like, Okay, Alice. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Arden. She follows me into the bathroom. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King scores a 8.56 digit binge rating out. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. All the time. First grade. Now, against the advice of my therapist I make contact. And somehow he makes it through. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Mandalorian Season 3 First Reviews: Still the Best Star Wars TV Show, Critics Say. [laughter] That kid wont choke on camera. You know the way our family is. Cinemark And it always sucks. Im doing that right now. Because were too afraid of the Other. You dont deserve so much choice. Were getting soft. So I actually have the audacity of equality. That was your chance. Look at that face. Hasan sits down with the Armchair Expert to discuss feeling overwhelmed by the balance of life and work and the effect of trends and forces in his life. And youre really special to me. Ill see all the employees, Hannity, Coulter, OReilly, leave their building, cross the street, walk past me, and line up for halal chicken and rice. And my dad It was her first birthday in the US. And he goes, Hey, man, relax. I had a question. I can be an Indian ghostbuster. I put on a Salwar Kameez. Out here, killing it. Shes like, Hasan bhai, come back! Im like, Eat my dust, immigrant. Im flying. But my mom, shes very controlling. Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester | Official Trailer | Netflix Netflix 25.9M subscribers Subscribe 302K views 4 months ago Sometimes the envelope pushes back. We can speak at home and outside. Totally remember you. Youll never get it. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. I need the claps. Im, like, Maybe this is bigger than me. He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. I sit down and were running it, and Im nervous. Good night. Thank God Jeff took her. Say what you got to say. What I wanted to say was, Jon, this is one of the only things that Ive gotten in my entire career that my dad actually knows. [laughter] So thank you. But what I said was, Jon! And I think its just that, like, immigrants love secrets. I crushed it like a Voldemort Horcrux. Calligraphy! Im about to pop a wheelie. I want that for the rest of my life. 30. Growing up, we just want that co-sign. Moms a ninja, Dads a communist? And I had a sister. Six puffs, one for each championship. Are you kidding me? She saw me doing this shit in the street. Why is it every time the collateral damage has to be death, for us to talk about this? Also, remember, parents respect honesty. I am Jon Stewart. Coming Soon, Regal He shakes my hand. You guys knew she was white, right? I take off. And he reaches in, and pulls out a beautiful, blue BMX bike. Its good people and bad people. My dad wakes me up super early in the morning. You should follow your dreams. [laughter] Maybe I will. Shwarma time! I love that so much. I heard an audible Oh! Alright. So Im going to be with him because its right. So all that Kanye juice just goes out of my body. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 | Maturity rating: 15 | 1h 12m | Stand-up Comedy Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. I could give it to you. Whatever I lacked in real-life game, my digital game bananas. Are you kidding me? Shut up, Cody! I took that anger and channeled it at her. And usually its the kid whose birthday it is, and we stand there and point and laugh. A blank stare? My backpacks open. Everyone sees it. Im walking to my locker. "Homecoming King" blends soulful intimacy and wry satire, equal parts profound, illuminating, delightful, personable, and witty. We get in the Camry, were driving from Davis to Sacramento. But I take one last look at the restaurant. There were so many levels. Pizza Hut pizza sliders. It went whiter than white. [laughter] Youre not Liam Neeson. This paper aims to explore the humour discourses of American Muslim standup comedians in response to Islamophobia in the post 9/11 era. 23 S.E. This is fucked up. I need that girl. For years! Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. I love you! Youre the color of poop. Thats memory number one. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. I pick up my Toyota Camry L-motherfucking-E. Dont you ever forget about it. My mom and dad are arguing in Hindi. "Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester" is set to premiere worldwide on Oct. 4 on Netflix. Thats on you, thats not on me. Why do you do this to your daughters? Have you guys seen Real Time With Bill Maher? Following the success of his standup special "Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King" (Netflix 2017), Minhaj left "The Daily Show" in 2018. Its done. She Phil Jacksoned that situation. And Im biking with my knees bowed out. He agrees. Everyone here, please be normal. My dad is like, We are normal. Killing me, you know what I mean? Homecoming King, the story of the "New Brown America," is based on true events from Minhaj's first generation Indian-American experience. Because she knew the rules. I heard you go, like, Ugh! I didnt punch you. All Rights Reserved |, at the White House Correspondents Dinner, With The Car the Arctic Monkeys continue to mature, Subversive art can enrich our understanding of Christ, Harriet Tubman inspires deeper awe of the abolitionist. Weve got to clean this up. Zen! You dont get it, man. Every day I walk past their building during lunch. Hey, you sand n*gger, wheres Osama?. Homecoming King was filmed in Minhajs hometown of Davis, California, the perfect venue for Minhaj to recount his real life experiences in a compelling story of family, relationships, race, identity, forgiveness, and the American Dream. She was turning five. Roll call was a problem. Never did that. Stop marching. And it was my fault. Hey, do you believe in God? Do you ever see your parents, and you see the mortality in them? Theyre a clich. Im not Larry David. You bring nothing to the table. And look, there are some days where I can forgive that person. Mrs Reed opens the door. Serendipitously, it. Youre never going to get married. And Im standing there on that doorstep. He goes, Hey, man, just slow down. He was brought up in a conservative Muslim home; unlike with other comedians, you can sense the eternal good kid. Go be president. Nine in a box for just ten bucks. (Photo via Wikimedia Commons) On Tuesday night, Student Entertainment Events hosted its virtual Homecoming Comedy Show featuring Hasan Minhaj. "Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester" is set to premiere worldwide on Oct. 4 on Netflix. Walk in there, be cool. Im trying to talk to somebody! Thats how we would communicate. The 72-minute show, which Minhaj originated as a one-man off-Broadway show in 2015, is an energetic piece of storytelling that is a comedic but insightful reflection on Minhaj's experience of growing up "brown" in America. I call my mom, shes crying. Her father is this successful retired judge. I love you guys. Are you fucking kidding? Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. Clothes, culture, money. Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, I want you so bad. And Im out here stealing her bike? I have a personality. Where do you think you got that from, dummy? ' I ran home, I was like, Dad, I would like to go to prom. [speaking Hindi] Which means, I will break your face. Duly noted, father. Bethany, situation at home. Mrs Reeds like, You want br0wnies? Yeah. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends. His rules with me were very simple. Id eaten off their plates, kissed their daughter. But the reason why I write about you is because I see you kept your promise. Its not asking for a co-sign. But Homecoming King, the Netflix comedy special by Hasan Minhaj, is anything but traditional. Weve got customers. Some people were put here to find a cure for cancer, or find a vaccine for Ebola. Youre like, Whats the difference? All the paint is chipped off the right side of the bike. Im the cure for racism. I cant do Seinfeld and Curb. Dad, I love her, she loves me. Please dont say anything. She looks up from her book, and shes like, You know what? Log kya kahenge? Ill never do it again., He goes, No why dont you forgive Bethany? [speaking Hindi] He wanted to be the bigger person again. Now Im stuttering. And then my dad would do what most br0wn parents do. Dad had a heart attack. My dad had just suffered a quintuple bypass. I call my girl. This just rubs off. Were sitting there. Residency, fam! Never happens. You guys see this, right? Navigate accordingly. In the third grade, Miss Anderson said, Write what you want to be. Some kids were like, an astronaut, or a firefighter. I was like, I want to be white. [shocked laughter] What do you mean? I want this part of my skin to be all of my skin. And it wasnt like, I hate melanin. I love melanin. 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